Yeah, you love to hate them – the Elf on the Shelf.
The NSA of Santa’s entourage, they make trouble all over your house, get ALL up in your business, narc on you and your family members, and for no festive reason. When they should be busy making toys, they’re out carousing, whøring, and gettin’ paid…with cookies, candy canes, and alcohol – all at your expense.
My advice: keep a nanny cam on 24/7.
So, here’s a reminder of where you can peep this impish mischief:
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