Archive | December 14, 2013

Another Year, Another Inappropriate Elf On The Shelf…

Yeah, you love to hate them – the Elf on the Shelf.

The NSA of Santa’s entourage, they make trouble all over your house, get ALL up in your business, narc on you and your family members, and for no festive reason. When they should be busy making toys, they’re out carousing, whøring, and gettin’ paid…with cookies, candy canes, and alcohol – all at your expense.

My advice: keep a nanny cam on 24/7.

So, here’s a reminder of where you can peep this impish mischief:

 

 

¡Feliz Navidad!
Cousin Belle

 

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Holiday Greetings With The Flying Spaghetti Monster

If you’ve never heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, perhaps you should check it out – people all over the world are gravitating to His Noodly Goodness!!

Apparently it started as a protest at a US university, but a book has been written, and there are followers sharing knowledge and experiences from every corner of the Earth….the followers call themselves “Pastafarians”.  There’s a Pirate element in there somewhere, but the tenets and “shoulds” of the religion are quite palatable. It’s really a good time…just go check it out.

Being touched by “His Noodly Appendage”

 

Here’s a Christmas-time posting from their website last year:

Merry ChriFSMas and happy Holidays everyone

 

Ramen,

Cousin Belle

 

THANK YOU To The Customer Who Bought My “FLORIDA Retro Neon Palm Trees” Tshirt!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH – I don’t know if this is for a holiday or special occasion, but enjoy it all the same!!