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Elf on the Shelf Is a Wanted Person in Massachusetts: See His Mugshot

Elf on the Shelf Is a Wanted Person in Massachusetts: See His Mugshot

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/elf-on-the-shelf-is-wanted-in-massachusetts-see-his-mugshot-w159225

Bourne Police Department added 2 new photos.

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· December 6 at 9:13am ·

Wanted Person: Use Caution. Wanted in a “string”of ginger bread house invasions. Known to spread Christmas Cheer and a specialist in covert surveillance. Often seen hiding in high places. Do not approach and especially DO NOT touch as this is known to cause loss of magical abilities to report back to his jolly kingpin!

“How the Elf on the Shelf Ruined Our Christmas”

How the Elf on the Shelf Ruined Our Christmas

http://huff.to/1cMHfqC

EXCERPT:
“…That joy was sapped last Christmas because of a villainous invader whose very presence was meant to enhance that Christmas experience, not destroy it. That villain was the Elf on the Shelf. “

Another Year, Another Inappropriate Elf On The Shelf…

Yeah, you love to hate them – the Elf on the Shelf.

The NSA of Santa’s entourage, they make trouble all over your house, get ALL up in your business, narc on you and your family members, and for no festive reason. When they should be busy making toys, they’re out carousing, whøring, and gettin’ paid…with cookies, candy canes, and alcohol – all at your expense.

My advice: keep a nanny cam on 24/7.

So, here’s a reminder of where you can peep this impish mischief:

 

 

¡Feliz Navidad!
Cousin Belle