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“Churches using GPS to keep track of Baby Jesus”

Remember my post last year about Lordnapping? Well, a GPS device embedded within our Lord shall track the sinful thief…I spy with my little eye, a guy who’s going to jail for Jesus…

Churches using GPS to keep track of Baby Jesus

Read more: http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24277120/churches-using-gps-to-keep-track-of-baby-jesus#ixzz2oD5wtNcS

Lordy!! Lord Crashes The Lord!!

Ya’ll, I could not make this up!!! One of two nativity scene crashers is named “Lord”!!!

I love the punny quips by the town’s mayor…



WBOC – Salisbury, MD News

“Nativity Scene Crashers Caught in Federalsburg”

EXCERPT:

 Police arrested John Lord and Michael Thomas for the alleged destruction.

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“We got some of the Wise Men here, some of the Wise Men over there and two wise guys in jail,” Beall said.

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“They took the camel out and four other animals and all just right in front of the baby Jesus who was watching, probably not real happy,” Beall said.

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“Nothing says Happy New Year like putting two grinches in the pokey,” he said.